2008

Jul

Anti-terrorist drill reveals Segway attack...

Tyrant alarm clock dials your contacts if you...

“And Ya Don’t Stop” by Warren G If there was a montage of my activities taking...

I just received a fortune cookie with a German proverb on it. That’s just lazy.

Arrested Development Movie Confirmed! Again!...

A few of my favorite shirts I’ve bought at Goodwill...

Jun

Updated my Muxtape today. Kept some songs, changed others. I like where Muxtape is going with their...

I was starting to wonder what The Flying Dutchman was up to.

Honestly, this is going to be one of the best films of 2008....

“My Drive-Thru” by N*E*R*D, Santogold and Julian Casablancas of The Strokes This songs...

“M79” by Vampire Weekend Sweet song by a sweet band. That is all.

Country Music = Rural Emo

“Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger Listen, I love Law & Order as much of the next...

“I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie...”
— Double Down

“Seize The Day” from Newsies For those of you needing a pick me up halfway through the...

“There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret about signing on to do these...

Too few Judge Dredd references now-a-days.

These Action Figures Would Really Tie My Room...

The Mullet Is Back Baby

3rd Grade Activities Revisited (Without the...

“It’s like they thought giving him a 3/4 sleeve undershirt would solve all of the...

Things That Make Me More Happy Than They...

- When a homeless person does not lie to me, and asks for a beer. - Anyone who is not dressed in the...

Fire NES

I played Tecmo Bowl all day. Solid find. jaybo: For all the old school video game players, I came...

“Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck I’m late. Did this guy park over the line? He parked over the...

“For some reason society doesn’t want beautiful women...”
— JC Chasez

New Theme

New theme. My esteemed colleague Jansen did almost all the work while I cheered him on and watched...

Fantasy Owner Tirade

“Summer Day” by Coconut Records It’s 80 degrees without a cloud in the sky....

“Robot Rock” by Daft Punk If I were half-cyborg, this would be my jam.

Have a Nice Day

I drew this when I was bored. It’s me as half-cyborg

If anyone can argue against this being one of the top 10...

John Legend f. Andre 3000 - Green Light

“ANYTHING IS...”
— Kevin Garnett

“Unfortunately for me, I’d probably criticize the pope...”
— Bill Simmons

Late Night B-Fast Delivery

R.I.P. Stan Winston

See you later, Connecticut.

jakehurwitz: This honestly just happened while playing beer...

“Day O” by Harry Belafonte Harry Belafonte’s concert at Carnegie Hall was one of...

“I’m Not the One” by The Cars P.S. I’m Horny.

“Guilty Until Proven Innocent” by Jay-Z feat. R. Kelly The man is a magician.

Remember “Weinerville”? What a weird and awesome show with guest stars ranging from...

Horses on Drugs

“Simple Things” by Mr. Hyunh “Killer Tofu”, “I Need More...

Odd Sports - Racewalking

25 Worst Sitcoms Ever

“Evil Urges” by My Morning Jacket Their new album is what I expected, great. This song...

“U.M.C (Universal Mind Control) by Common New track off Common’s new album...

jaybo: Soooo sick!!! _____ This is what every drunk person invisions themselves doing at a bar. In...

Laundry Mat Blues

Should I have lowered my expectations, considering the bar was located in a laundry...

Google is smart

I’m assuming a scene like this would have replaced the suicide scene in Royal Tenenbaums if...

I think people constantly asking kids what they want to be when they grow up is severly underrated...

1) “El Scorcho” by Weezer The number one spot goes to “El Scorcho”. I love...

2) “The Good Life” by Weezer Second place goes to “The Good Life”. I love...

May

3) “The Other Way” by Weezer The third spot goes to this tasty number off of “Make...

4) “Dope Nose” by Weezer When “Oh!” is screamed in succession throuhought a...

Cut me some slack with the pic quality, I was driving when I...

5) “Peace” by Weezer It’s the last week of classes before finals here at OSU and...

6) “Fall Together” by Weezer The 6 spot in our countdown goes to “Fall...

7) “Love Explosion” by Weezer The Red Album comes out on June 3rd. To celebrate...

I’ve always wanted to store stuff that is important to...

Sweet video for “Pork and Beans”. It’s amazing how they got the Numa Numa guy to...

Sadly, she was not there

One Whopper To Rule Them All

It Looks So Real!

My Next Purchase

What’s wrong with a couple of guys just hitting the road, leaving their cares behind?

They’re here in Columbus tomorrow night. Unfortunately I was unable to get tickets.

“I changed my whole workout regimen to get ready for him,” Marbury said in the New York...

Shortly after I took this picture I agreed to do this to my...

“Deja Vu” by Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz Another old school song from the 90’s. I...

“Ooh Ooh” De La Soul & Redman This song and rocks and so does the music video. Check...

I was watching a lot of Planet Earth this weekend and thought it would be cool if I brought my...

“Pork and Beans” by Weezer First single off of the “Red Album”. It rocks.

New Joke?

“Why does every chinese food place have that same weird orange salad dressing? It looks like a...

“Still Not a Playa” by Big Pun This song just came on shuffle. My first memory of it...

Apr

Attractive Nurse: So how’d you hurt your wrist?...

Am I dreaming? Only $20? Free Flipping Sticks? They honestly just added “puffs” to the...

“West Coast” by Coconut Records Jason Schwartzman rocks the shit. This song came on...

“Citizens Of Tomorrow” by Tokyo Police Club The picture below reminded me of this song....

IT’S HAPPENING, IT’S REALLY HAPPENING

“Handlebars” by Flobots This song has been stuck in my head for a few weeks. I really...

I saw a skateboarder stop at a stop sign today. It seemed very unskateboarderish.

When I have been standing at a crosswalk for 5 minutes waiting for the light to change,...

Initiation

My Mom forwarded me this email over the weekend from The Miami-Dade County Police Department. When I...

With the NBA playoffs starting today, I have a few thoughts of my own. Now, everyone at ESPN has...

I went to a Fondue Restaurant for dinner. There’s nothing that compliments a meal better than...

The Curse Is Lifted

Sleeveless

What if the next step for people who refuse to wear sleeves is that when they have no shirt on,...

The singe greatest action scene ever. Yes, that is Joker from “Next Friday” who takes...

Going Down Devil's Backbone

The other day I was turning on to a main road and over committed to the inside lane, which forced me...

I love Kids In The Hall. They were here on April 6th and I could not go. Seeing this new video makes...

Bruise or... Tuna all over you?

I had a dream that Major League Baseball switched from using baseballs to globs of tuna salad. So,...

Daydreaming

I sit in the front row for class. I always do, and I don’t know why. That being said, the...

Shove 'em up your ass...

My Main Man Gordo

I am proud to say that Ohio State has the coolest President in the entire country. This strapping 64...

While I did enjoy the birthday cake that night, I was not as...

I don’t know if I’m sick or if my body is finally starting to reject the dozens of...

I decided to start a weekly series of posts. Basically it’s going to be songs that I’ve...

"Bro, why did Juno just cut that dude's...

I saw “Hard Candy” starring Ellen Page the other day. I am 100% confident in saying that...

Mar

Oh the treasures one finds at Goodwill

I'm new

My friend Jake convinced me to switch to Tumblr from Wordpress. My posts from the last few months...

Nothing To Write Home About

The other day I was eating lunch and overheard the conversation between two guys next to me. It went...

The Future...

I’m sure you’ve seen the trailer for “Doomsday”. A plague breaks out, there’s a quarantine, people...

Roommate

This past weekend I gave my roommate the nickname, “Leadfoot McShutthefuckupimtryingtostudy”. The...

Proper Etiquette

Say you’re walking down the street with one of your friends. As you’re walking, you run into a...

Really?

TBS just called “House of Payne” the greatest sitcom in cable history. Ummmmmmmmmmm…… no?

What's Going On?

It bothers me when someone says “what’s going on” while we’re just passing each other in the street....

Bless You

I got caught in a marathon of “bless you’s” the other day in class. I was just trying to be nice by...

Narration

So I have to incorporate narration in my final project for my Video Production class. Wouldn’t it be...

Bigger is Better

Have you ever noticed that they never say the word “penis” on those late-night infomercials for...

Reppin' the Toon Squad

I was doing a video project and needed a song off the “Space Jam” soundtrack to set the mood. I had...

Sick Kick Flip, Bro!

Something to add to the list below: Tech Deck finger skateboards

Memories

Here are some things/people that made me think, “Whatever Happened To Them?”: 1) The band O-Town 2)...

Sequel of all Sequels

Speaking of movies that aired on USA 6 years ago, there’s a sequel to Lake Placid coming out! That’s...