I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet.
“There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret about signing on to do these commercials for NBC and The Summer Olympics. Not because I’m here narrating over old meaningless clips, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was before these advertisements: a well respected, legendary actor. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. That no one really gives a shit. But I can’t. That man’s long gone and this old man is all that’s left. I got to live with that. GO WORLD? It’s just a bullshit phrase NBC and Visa came up with. So you go on and change the channel to ‘I Survivied a Japanese Game Show’ sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit whether you watch or not.”
As someone who loves hockey and played it their whole life, I’m sad to see Barry Melrose go. He’s been like a father figure… wait no he’s been like that really cool uncle figure who never let go of the bitching times he had in the 80’s. Now all that the NHL has left at ESPN is Jon Buccigross and Steve Levy. Sure Levy has great hair but he’s way down the totem pole when compared to Barry. Good luck in Tampa, the Hockey Capital of the World!
I'm from Connecticut and go to school in Ohio. I'm studying Film and Media Production. I base most of my decisions on what various Nicktoon characters would do. I like to watch the TV on mute with the captions on.