_uacct = "UA-4019096-1";urchinTracker();Tumblr (3.0; @mikekarnell)http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/03/anti-terrorist-drill-reveals-segway-attack-plan-legions-of-emba/">Anti-terrorist drill reveals Segway attack plan, legions of embarrassed patrolmen - Engadget</a>: There’s too many Arrested Development jokes to use here.http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40981777http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40981777Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:15:59 -0400<a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/02/tyrant-alarm-clock-dials-your-contacts-if-you-refuse-to-wake/">Tyrant alarm clock dials your contacts if you refuse to wake</a>: I would give this to someone as a birthday present without telling them it’s evil capabilities.http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40846581http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40846581Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:45:38 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/40839126/4wnGGOqHqaz0lozykO3wEEi6&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>“And Ya Don’t Stop” by Warren G</b></p><p>If there was a montage of my activities taking place this weekend, I would like this song to accompany it.</p>http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40839126http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40839126Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:40:44 -0400I just received a fortune cookie with a German proverb on it. That’s just lazy.http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40748956http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40748956Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:46:51 -0400<a href="http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/07/jeffrey-tambor.html">Arrested Development Movie Confirmed! Again! Kind of!</a>: I just blue myself.http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40705676http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40705676Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:49:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/4wnGGOqHqaw55r67YVtUMlVI_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>A few of my favorite shirts I’ve bought at Goodwill over the past couple months. Once I had the Shawn Bradley jersey I made it my goal to get all of the NBA players turned Mon’Stars from “Space Jam”. I currently have Sir Charles Barkley along with Shawn. You’re next <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muggsy_Bogues" target="_blank">Muggsy</a>!http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40556201http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40556201Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:25:09 -0400Updated my <a href="http://mrkarnell.muxtape.com" target="_blank">Muxtape</a> today. Kept some songs, changed others. I like where Muxtape is going with their new interface.http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40471568http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40471568Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:28:00 -0400<object width="400" height="328"><param name="movie" value="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3466104" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3466104" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="328" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/>I was starting to wonder what The Flying Dutchman was up to.http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40452937http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40452937Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:27:21 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/RyV0EVRoGau34get8xRR50SN_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Honestly, this is going to be one of the best films of 2008. For me to have been so connected to the central character with how little dialouge there was, was amazing. The dialogue between the humans actually felt a little forced, ironically. I could take up the rest of this page to say how awesome “Wall-E” was, it’s better you go see it for yourself.</p><p><a href="http://jaybo.tumblr.com/post/40363619/great-movie-go-see-wall-e-asap" target="_blank">jaybo</a>:</p><blockquote>GREAT MOVIE!!! Go see Wall-E ASAP!!</blockquote>http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40364923http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40364923Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:06:00 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/40324470/4wnGGOqHqatly0xcP23SvEM9&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>“My Drive-Thru” by N*E*R*D, Santogold and Julian Casablancas of The Strokes</b></p><p>This songs been stuck in my head for the past couple weeks</p>http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40324470http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40324470Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:51:44 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXZsO16w9sw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GXZsO16w9sw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Pretty coolhttp://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40314241http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40314241Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:54:23 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/40231286/4wnGGOqHqasft9paI1r0X402&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>“M79” by Vampire Weekend</b></p><p>Sweet song by a sweet band. That is all.</p>http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40231286http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40231286Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:12:23 -0400Country Music = Rural Emohttp://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40186520http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40186520Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:17:24 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/40072557/4wnGGOqHqaqju8bmaQZUSGKv&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>“Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger</b></p><p>Listen, I love Law & Order as much of the next guy. Sometimes, I just need my fix of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134619/">slightly below average films from the 90’s</a>. Do you hear me USA Network?</p>http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40072557http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40072557Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:29:37 -0400“I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet.”<br/><br/> - <em>Double Down</em>http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40044971http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/40044971Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:43:00 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/39810999/4wnGGOqHqanqcgozHaKMNgzl&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>“Seize The Day” from Newsies</b></p><p>For those of you needing a pick me up halfway through the week, I know I do. Besides, who doesn’t love a young Bruce Wayne belting out high notes?</p>http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39810999http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39810999Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:08:32 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V22PebTiik"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1V22PebTiik" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>“There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret about signing on to do these commercials for NBC and The Summer Olympics. Not because I’m here narrating over old meaningless clips, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was before these advertisements: a well respected, legendary actor. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. That no one really gives a shit. But I can’t. That man’s long gone and this old man is all that’s left. I got to live with that. GO WORLD? It’s just a bullshit phrase NBC and Visa came up with. So you go on and change the channel to ‘I Survivied a Japanese Game Show’ sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don’t give a shit whether you watch or not.”http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39726231http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39726231Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:29:00 -0400<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/81809/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/DEATH_PENALTY_article.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Supreme%20Court%20Rules%20Death%20Penalty%20Is%20%27Totally%20Badass%27"></embed><br/><br/>Too few Judge Dredd references now-a-days.http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39717196http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39717196Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:32:31 -0400<a href="http://www.alwayswatching.org/news/geekin-out-big-lebowski-action-figures">These Action Figures Would Really Tie My Room Together</a>http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39636825http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39636825Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:46:05 -0400<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3457480">The Mullet Is Back Baby</a>: As someone who loves hockey and played it their whole life, I’m sad to see Barry Melrose go. He’s been like a father figure… wait no he’s been like that really cool uncle figure who never let go of the bitching times he had in the 80’s. Now all that the NHL has left at ESPN is Jon Buccigross and Steve Levy. Sure Levy has great hair but he’s way down the totem pole when compared to Barry. Good luck in Tampa, the Hockey Capital of the World!http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39591815http://mikekarnell.tumblr.com/post/39591815Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:02:00 -0400